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naam: Sallysredbug
latijns:endomychus coccineus
features: self-absorbed, narcissistic snob. . .just kiddin'!

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To Sallysredbug. 		the truth hurts. Sallysredbug, 01 Feb 2005 03:03
ouch.

pages.ivillage.com/guppyfish/id39.html

To Sallysredbug. 		narcissists. yech. Sallysredbug, 01 Feb 2005 03:06
somatic...cerebral...i've gotten myself in too deep with one of each type.

www.healthyplace.com/communities/personality_disorders/narcissism/journal_21.html

To Sallysredbug. 		cognitive dissonance... Sallysredbug, 01 Feb 2005 03:09
...just a fancy-schmancy term for denial.

skepdic.com/cognitivedissonance.html

To Sallysredbug. 		''I'm in my dark place'' Sallysredbug, 28 Aug 2004 00:10
check out stuart - he's my new hero

www.madtv.com/html/classics/theatre_int_7.html

To Elle. 		Stuuaaart!! Elle, 28 Aug 2004 02:31
Dear god I have loved this little imbicile for years. ''Look what I can do!''

To Nothing. 		one, two, three, name, 28 Aug 2004 14:56
fore? listen to he bum roar?

To Dawn. 		Please send Stuart to England Dawn, 28 Aug 2004 11:26
that is so funny :)

To Nothing. 		funny???? you evidently don't have an autistic son, 28 Aug 2004 11:45
how can anyone with any sensitivity find this funny?

To Sallysredbug. 		he's not AUTISTIC Sallysredbug, 28 Aug 2004 12:15
... he's an overgrown 5 year old evil genius with an overbearing mother...now, take a deep breath and relax, little spider.

To Elle. 		You dont know autism Elle, 28 Aug 2004 17:43
Until you have liveed with it... lighten up pal. I know of which I speak.

To Sallysredbug. 		the end of the world ?????? Sallysredbug, 11 Aug 2004 13:39
salote originally posted a link to this one, but alas, the link has since passed away . . . here's a new link to this little bit of flash, so silly and delish, it now has its very own website...enjoy!

www.endofworld.net/

To Starr. 		And I did! Starr, 11 Aug 2004 18:00
Thoroughly!! Thank you Sally : )

To Massimo. 		Hahaha! Massimo, 11 Aug 2004 23:09
OMG! I broke a rib laughing my socks off! Thanks for sharing!

To Dudette. 		Ha ha ha Dudette, 12 Aug 2004 00:31
That's some funny sh*t ... I don't think it's funny JUST because I'm an Aussie I think it's funny because this was my theory of the end of the worls aswell..... watch it guys it's a crack up ....ha ha ha

To Rosibutterfly. 		Lisa .. Rosibutterfly, 12 Aug 2004 01:41
how nice .. hope you stay long and prosper!

To Dudette. 		Thanks Rosi Dudette, 13 Aug 2004 01:20
I hope I do to.... I'll no doubt get kicked out before i leave volunarily :o)

To Rosibutterfly. 		W T F ? Rosibutterfly, 12 Aug 2004 00:39

To Sis. 		STFU k Sis, 12 Aug 2004 05:32
California deserves to break off by itself, but not hang with the coolness of Hawaii and Alaska... and i live in Cali. (Sadly. *sob*)

To Jepthah. 		I didn't like the Reference Jepthah, 12 Aug 2004 08:08
To Canadians... No self-respecting Canadian Hockey Player would ever allow himself to be Disfigured like that, 'specially in the wake of a Nuclear Winter... ''nice weather, eh?''

To Sallysredbug. 		i shot the sher-iiiiff Sallysredbug, 07 Aug 2004 14:06
but i did not shoot the dep-u-tee...

To Sallysredbug. 		early morning observation: Sallysredbug, 07 Aug 2004 14:01
three squirrels frolicking, chasing each other around a large oak tree, seemingly involved in some sort of ''follow-the-leader'' type of activity . . . it occurs to me that this is indeed an unusual sight, i have seen two squirrels frolic at times, i have have even observed a single squirrel frolicking alone, but no, never three squirrels together . . . it occurs to me that they could very well be litter-mates, ah yes, siblings! eureka . . . i accept that possibility as the truth and (as far as i'm concerned) the mystery is solved.

To Sallysredbug. 		then it occurs to me Sallysredbug, 07 Aug 2004 14:01
that i really need to get a friggin life.

To Dawn. 		HA HA HA Dawn, 07 Aug 2004 14:41
You seem to have your hands full already, do you have time for a life?

To Massimo. 		Hahaha! Massimo, 07 Aug 2004 17:28
Brilliant! Your lack of life made my day. Thanks! (^_^)

To Sallysredbug. 		not in our name... Sallysredbug, 02 Aug 2004 13:33
We believe that as people living in the United States it is our responsibility to resist the injustices done by our government, in our names ~
Not in our name will you wage endless war there can be no more deaths no more transfusions
of blood for oil ~ Not in our name will you invade countries bomb civilians, kill more children letting history take its course
over the graves of the nameless ~ Not in our name
will you erode the very freedoms you have claimed to fight for ~ not by our hands will we supply weapons and funding for the annihilation of families on foreign soil . . .

To Sallysredbug. 		. . . Sallysredbug, 02 Aug 2004 13:35
Not by our mouths will we let fear silence us ~ Not by our hearts will we allow whole peoples
or countries to be deemed evil ~ Not by our will
and Not in our name ~ We pledge resistance ~ We pledge alliance with those who have come under attack for voicing opposition to the war or for their religion or ethnicity ~ We pledge to make common cause with the people of the world to bring about justice, freedom and peace ~ Another world is possible and we pledge to make it real.


www.notinourname.net/index.html

To Sallysredbug. 		i've been embezzled!!! Sallysredbug, 28 Jul 2004 12:13
to the tune of 2,000-7,000 a WEEK.. .and its been going on for MONTHS! What BALLS! Does anyone know Tony Soprano's number offhand? I could really use it right about now. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWOOF!!!!!!!!

To Akula. 		augh!!! Akula, 28 Jul 2004 13:35
2k to 7k a WEEK? O.o what currency? i sure hope it aint pounds sterling od USD!!! oh, and if it IS pounds sterling, i'd like to apply for employment as u'r financial secirity adviser - you most certainly look like you need one!!!

To Sallysredbug. 		US dollars, my friend... Sallysredbug, 28 Jul 2004 17:04
lots and lots of 'em . . . today we'll be taking a trip to the accountant/CFE, tomorrow (possibly) to the D.A. . . .

To Sallysredbug. 		embezzled....bamboozled... Sallysredbug, 28 Jul 2004 17:13
either way i got screwed and tattooed and didn't feel a thing....til now. sigh.

To Akula. 		good luck.. Akula, 29 Jul 2004 11:05
sounds like you need it.. that's mighty shit luck. i once had my entire acc wiped out in one go. and i was oturing in another city.. totally outta money. nightmares! :(

To Sallysredbug. 		i hate to use this forum to plug an ad Sallysredbug, 25 Jul 2004 14:59
i placed online, but if any of you bugs in the NY tri-state area are interested in this little baby, please contact me asap...i share a house with my cranky old parents and they can no longer tolerate her occasional accidents on their carpets, so they have given me the following ultimatum: get rid of the puppy or move...sigh...I'm heartsick over this and need to find her a loving home...

classifieds.aol.com/listing/details.aspx?ListingID=B1320801

To Mrcool. 		Awwwwww Mrcool, 25 Jul 2004 15:55
So Cute, but would she survive in Texas, as a ''yard dog''? I always adopt ''Muts'' from the pound, and name the males after ''Beer'' and Females after ''mixed drinks''. Could She live with ''Daquri'' or ''Tequilla Rose''? Margarita, Bud, and Sterling would love a play-mate. Tell you what, Instead of me paying $100.00, Why don't you pay the plane ticket, and I'll give her a good home. You'll Feel so much better.

To Sallysredbug. 		Hey there Mrcool... Sallysredbug, 25 Jul 2004 16:53
your offer is quite tempting, but i feel uneasy ''shipping her off'' to a faraway land...however, if you'd like to take a ride up here and pick her up, i'll change her name to ''sex on the beach'' or ''shirley temple'' and your beverage menu will be complete :oD

To Nothing. 		psssst sally, gillis, 25 Jul 2004 20:50
i'm a man, have no use for a lill' c**t-licker...

To Dawn. 		Keep the puppy..... Dawn, 25 Jul 2004 21:15
put your parents in a cranky old folks retirement home. Just kidding Sal, I hope you find a good home with loving owners asap.

To Sallysredbug. 		bahahahahaha!!! Sallysredbug, 25 Jul 2004 23:31
unfortunately, that would leave ME homeless at this point in time, dawnie...btw, i have a bite (no pun intended) on my ad right now, a lovely, upwardly-mobile sounding young couple with three kids... they live a half hour away from my place so perhaps i will request visitation

To Dawn. 		Great....... Dawn, 26 Jul 2004 07:17
keeping my fingers crossed for you.

To Sallysredbug. 		Embezzlement in small business Sallysredbug, 24 Jul 2004 17:07
we own a small, successful deli ... we have reason to believe that one of our business partners has been embezzling from our business to the tune of several thousand dollars a month and instead of sending a coupla crooked nosed mafia guys to his house to threaten him (and maybe blow up his BRAND NEW NISSAN QUEST) I decided to come here to vent...

To Sallysredbug. 		to our so-called ''friend'' Sallysredbug, 24 Jul 2004 17:10
Embezzlement is the fraudulent appropriation of property by a person to whom it has been intrusted, a felonious crime punishable by up to ten years in prison; this means YOU asshole! Larceny denotes a taking, by fraud or stealth, from another's possession; embezzlement denotes an appropriation, by fraud or stealth, of property already in the wrongdoer's possession, you GREEDY SONOFABITCH!

To Dawn. 		With friends like that... Dawn, 24 Jul 2004 17:16
who needs enemies? Call the Police.

To Nothing. 		With lawyers like that... ?, 24 Jul 2004 20:41
who needs law

To Sallysredbug. 		also... Sallysredbug, 24 Jul 2004 17:20
I couldn't help but notice that you have been going out of your way to work overtime ... kinda strange for a lazy motherf*cker like yourself...just why are you spending so much time inside that back office??? Oh, by the way, good luck with the new home you're about to purchase with the food you've stolen from my children's mouths...I believe in the laws of karma, A.A. ... I have found myself an A-1 pitbull accountant/certified fraud examiner...I will be seeing him next week and your spending spree is going to come to an screeching halt. So there.

To Sallysredbug. 		the saga continues.... Sallysredbug, 24 Jul 2004 17:22
and here are just some of the clues that point to your guilt: missing documents, delayed bank deposits, holes in accounting records, a large drop in our profits, a jump in business with one particular customer (the cigarette vendor...or are you just fucking her when you take her back to your office for an hour at a time), repeated duplicate payments ( I spotted that one myself) numerous outstanding checks or bills (DICKHEAD!) disparity between accounts payable and receivable, not to mention the disappearance of petty cash...you just don't know when to stop, do you???

To Sallysredbug. 		ahhhhh.................................. Sallysredbug, 24 Jul 2004 17:24
I feel so much better now.....thanks dawnie...it might just come to that

To Rattrap. 		Keep us posted. Rattrap, 24 Jul 2004 21:15
I hope you nail him.

To Sallysredbug. 		oh rattrap, believe me Sallysredbug, 24 Jul 2004 23:08
amma gonna git 'im!

To Mork. 		sounds like... Mork, 24 Jul 2004 23:09
...the script of a good movie...

To Starr. 		CRAP!!! Starr, 25 Jul 2004 00:38
The more I read what that jackass is doing, the better those crooked-nosed Mafia guys are sounding...

To Saga. 		You are missing..... Saga, 25 Jul 2004 01:31
two important words....YOU'RE FIRED!''

To Sallysredbug. 		hey saga- the trouble is... Sallysredbug, 25 Jul 2004 14:56
he's one of the f*cking owners...''you're going to jail'' sounds a lot better to me ;)

To Saga. 		I'm with Starr... Saga, 25 Jul 2004 20:16
Call the Godfather.....''The first thing to do ...let's kill all the lawyers'' (Quote: William Shakespeare)......THEN go after this bastard!

To Sallysredbug. 		leave the gun. . . Sallysredbug, 25 Jul 2004 23:33
take the cannolis

To Sallysredbug. 		~am haiku~ Sallysredbug, 13 Jul 2004 10:46
its an empty sink ~ there are no bugs to play with ~ I am all alone ~ {{sniffle}}

To Nothing. 		haiku? name, 13 Jul 2004 12:35
five seven five ~ life's a monosyllable ~ system destroys soul.

To Starr. 		Name, your haiku's first line Starr, 13 Jul 2004 15:22
only has four syllables.....

To Starr. 		: ( Starr, 13 Jul 2004 15:20
I LOOKED for you Sally!

To Starr. 		And Sally, Starr, 13 Jul 2004 15:23
I LOOKED for you, you were not here : (

To Starr. 		and the other bugs Starr, 13 Jul 2004 15:38
would not play with me! *sniff* : (

To Zeze. 		kia ora Zeze, 13 Jul 2004 21:40
yeah i hardly drop by but when i do theres no bugs-not even a mite


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